Is it bad that between yesterday and today 4 of my meals have been ramen?
Question: What if 3 if the 4 times it was uncooked?
Answer: I am a sad, sad man.
Secret Santa Gifts
- Glow in the dark dick straws
- Anal beads
i feel like a boss when i can
fix a friend’s website’s host’s issues across operating systems from literally half a world away in a ten minute phone conversation that the host couldn’t figure out in a half hour one. maybe i should just quit school and go into IT.
My boss just called
- Me: Hey Mark whats up?
- Mark: Hey Colin do you have a girlfriend?
- Me: Not currently, why?
- Mark: Then you should totally date [----]
- Me: (Laughs really loudly) What??
- Mark: No really, she's an awesome gal, you're an awesome, guy you totally should.
- Me: (Laughs) Umm ok?
- Mark: Seriously, you guys have all those like interests with tree climbing and rock and all. You could teach the Redwoods class together in California, it'd be so romantic!.....